The Many Uses Of Vodka

[Woodmonkey]

The Many Uses Of Vodka


It seems Vodka has more usefulness to it than just getting people inebriated.

The next time you're looking for an interesting solution to some of lifes little problems like running out of mouthwash or not knowing how to clean up vomit stains, then remember to try these out.

Remove bandages painlessly, first saturate the bandage with vodka, which will then dissolve the adhesive.

Clean bathtubs and showers, fill a spray bottle with vodka, spraythe bath and shower, leave for 5 minutes and then wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka actually kills mould and mildew.

Clean your glasses. Just wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka.

Prolong the life of your razor blades by filling a cup with vodka and soaking your razor blade after shaving. The vodka not only disinfects the blade but also prevents rusting.

Vomit stains? No Problem. Simply spray vodka on the stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.

Use vodka on your face as an astringent. It cleanses the skin and tightens the pores.

Now that's my kind of shampoo! Add a splash of vodka to a bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

To treat dandruff, mix 1 cup vodka with 2 teaspoons crushed rosemary. Let it sit for 2 days, strain through a coffee filter then massage into your scalp and let dry.

Make your own mouthwash! Mix 9 tablespoons of cinnamon with 1 cup of vodka. Seal in an airtight container for 2 weeks. Strain through a coffee filter. Mix with warm water and rinse your mouth but of course remembering NOT to SWALLOW.

Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

Treat earache. A few drops of vodka in your ear for a few minutes, then drained, will kill the bacteria causing pain in your ear.

Fill a spray bottle with vodka and spray bees or wasps to kill them. Or possibly just make them very drunk.........hope they're not mean drunks....!

A 1/2 cup of vodka and a 1/2 cup of water in a freezer bag when frozen, will make a reusable ice pack for aches, pains or black eyes.

Fill a clean, empty jar with freshl lavender flowers. Pour in vodka, seal the lid and set it in the sun. After 3 days strain the liquid,and apply to aches and pains.

Vodka applied to a cold sore will help it dry out.

Vodka, when applied directly to the skin can act as a local anesthetic for wounds and blisters.

To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back.

To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

Vodka can also help make the opposite sex look more attractive than they really are, or plied with enough vodka, a member of the opposite sex can find you more attractive than you really are! So if all else fails, tip the bottle up and drink it!!

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[Manchu34]

Also works great when used with cherries. Pour vodka into a tight sealable jar, add cherries. Change vodka with fresh vodka every so often (days, months, years, etc) the longer the better. I should know, I attended a Wedding Party of a friend of mine who was about 21. His grandfather started doing this the day he was born. Talk about smooooooth.

[Betty Boop]

Vodka can also help make the opposite sex look more attractive than they really are, or plied with enough vodka, a member of the opposite sex can find you more attractive than you really are! So if all else fails, tip the bottle up and drink it!!

Remember the stereotyped Russian female during the cold war? Could explain why to a Russian man they didn't look so ... well ... steroid enhanced.

[Woodmonkey]

I remember them. They were more muscular than most men.

[BloodThirstyWench]

Anything but consumption is alcohol abuse. Wood you're in violation of promoting alcohol abuse. Come with me, young lady!

[conlor]

Originally Posted by BloodThirstyWench

Anything but consumption is alcohol abuse. Wood you're in violation of promoting alcohol abuse. Come with me, young lady!

Yes! What a waste of perfectly good alcohol!