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10-29-2007, 23:37
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| unrepentant grunt   |  Beast sayings and adages. To help you better your lives. I have collected a group of soulful and totally meaningless sayings and addages. I shall add a few on a daily basis till you are all sick to death of them. please feel free to add your own. Remember the life you disturb will not be your own ! To Start: Help stamp out virginity, remember it only takes a little prick. The New England Journal of Medicine reports, that nine out of ten doctors agree: One out of ten is an idiot. If you had to identify , in one word the reason why the human race has not and never will achieve its full potential that word would be MEETINGS. The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. Doctors are now prescribing Prozac for Women with severe PMS. However it is not in Pill form. The Husband shoots it into her from fifty feet away with a dart gun. Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
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10-30-2007, 21:49
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| unrepentant grunt | Re: Beast sayings and adages. 30 October 2007 When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex there is an important lesson to be learned: Do not have sex with the authorities. As I have discovered by examining my past I started out as a child. A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history, with the possible exception of Tequila.
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10-31-2007, 12:25
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| unrepentant grunt | Re: Beast sayings and adages. October 31 2007 Animals have two functions in today's society, to be delicious and to fit well. I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. Studies show that women who drink three cups of coffee or more each day are less likely to commit suicide. I can understand this, I mean who could hold the gun steady! You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's only one begins with R.
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10-31-2007, 12:46
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| Banned   | Re: Beast sayings and adages. Quote:
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10-31-2007, 15:33
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| Jr. Officer   | Re: Beast sayings and adages. Some people have opinions like the weather - wait a while and it will change.
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