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10-28-2007, 18:27
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| Icing Queen   |  Man Admits to Sex With Bike (They should have knocked first!  )A man who admitted having sex with a bicycle in a Scottish hotel has been placed on the sex offenders' register for breach of the peace. Robert Stewart admitted to the crime Friday in Ayr Sheriff Court and is to be sentenced next month, Britain's Telegraph reported Saturday. Stewart was discovered last October by two maids who entered to clean his room during a stay at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, Scotland. "The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex," a sheriff's spokesman told the court. The shocked witnesses told the hotel manager who told the police. Stewart, according to the Telegraph, is not the first person convicted of sex with an inanimate object. In 1993, Kar Watkins, an electrician, was arrested for having sex with pavements in Redditch, England. Man admits to sex with bike - Reality TV World - News, information, episode summaries, message boards, chat and games for unscripted television programs
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10-28-2007, 23:46
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| Monkey Mouse   | Re: Man Admits to Sex With Bike Bikes, pavements ... can't they find a person who will have sex with them?
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10-29-2007, 18:23
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| Sensei   | Re: Man Admits to Sex With Bike Do you think he had his pedal pushers on?
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10-30-2007, 07:56
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| Bad kitty...bad kitty...shame!   | Re: Man Admits to Sex With Bike I guess I just don't get it....
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