Busted With Inflate-A-Date

[conlor]

A man was arrested after a government agent allegedly
found him in an office building restroom lying next to an
inflatable, anatomically correct doll with his pants down.
Craig S. McCullough, 47, was charged Wednesday with
indecent exposure, a misdemeanor.

The criminal complaint against McCullough says he was
discovered in the public restroom by an agent for the
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement Agency,
which is one of the federal agencies that rents space in
the Hach office building.

McCullough was arrested, and Cedar Rapids police
took him to the Linn County jail. His arraignment was
scheduled later Friday, police spokeswoman Cristy
Hamblin said. Another agency has an outstanding
warrant against McCullough, but the reason for that
warrant was not immediately clear, Hamblin said. He
was still in jail Friday morning and it wasn't clear if
he had an attorney.

McCullough's criminal record includes a 2004 conviction
for burglarizing Just For Me bridal boutique. Shortly after
the burglary, police officers found McCullough in a nearby
alley, carrying a mannequin wearing a bridal dress.

Toying With Doll Lands Man in Hoosegow

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There are a lot of sick people in this world.

[Woodmonkey]

This sounds like one of them.