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| unrepentant grunt ![]() | Beast walks out onto the Stage wearing his white lab coat and addresses the folks. Here at the Lab we work day and night to make things to help you all. I am pleased to show you guys our new product. Beast holds up a small bottle. We call this Sure Thing ! All you got to do is give one of these little green pills to gal and in no time at all she will be over you like a cheap suit. The ladies will like it also One because it tastes like there favorite candy and Two what ever happens they will end up sated. So you guys out there who might be a little quick on the firing line you know like all you Marines out there will no longer have to worry. You are assured to get a smile out of your lady. Now you can get a bottle of Sure Thing at the saloon for the low low price of 49.99 see SFGA for your chance to have a sure Thing. Beast walks off the stage.
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| Snake-eater ![]() | And that low, low price includes all taxes and handling. FB labs has been certified by the International SPCA insuring that it is safe to use.
__________________ De Oppresso Liber. ![]() "You may have to fight when there is no hope of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves.” — Winston Churchill |
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| Jr. Officer ![]() | DISCLAIMER !!!!!!! This product has not been approved by the TDA (Trackpads Drug Association). If the effect it causes persists for more than 4 hours, go buy some lubricant. Women should not handle this or they could be euphorized. |
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| unrepentant grunt ![]() | Beast hands jjvman a small paper sack filled with money. You want to recheck your facts there fella. ![]()
__________________ Airborne, Ranger, Infantry All the way. Ambushes arranged on request. Inquire within. (If your not INFANTRY you are Support)! Trackpads HPIC Satisfying Women Since 1951. |
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| Racy Ol' Lady ![]() | Not to worry, Jim. The TDA (Trackpads Durg Association) is a committee of two - Dr. Beasty and sfga6970. I'm sure this product will qualify! ![]() Especially since you threw away only the empty paper sack..
__________________ Life's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death! MOTM, Jan 2005, Aug 2007 Golden Cookie Award, 2005. Aug 2006 Perv of the Month Perv. Outreach Award, 2007 |
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