Ponderings

[conlor]

Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?

Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?

If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change their name to Knockers?

Can you make a candle out of your earwax?Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?

Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time? (Are you trying it?)

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

Can mute people burp?

Why is 'chopsticks' one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?

Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be “under par” in any thing else?

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future? (good question....hmmm...)

Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?

If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?


Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?

Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?

Since there is a rule that states "i" before "e" except after "c", wouldn't "science" be spelled wrong?

If a man has no fingers, can he press charges?

How come you can kill a deer and put it on your wall but it's illegal to keep them as a pet?

Can you blow a balloon up under water?

When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

If our planet is inhabited with creatures made by God...is it possible that there's another planet inhabited with creatures made by the Devil?

What would happen if an Irresistible Force met an Immovable Object?

If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers?

[Snowden]

I tried to breathe through my mouth and nose at the same time! It can't be done. Of course, this makes sense. At the dentist, when he's working in our mouths and we are breathing through our noses, this prevents the spray from getting into our breathing apparatus.

Well, it seems right to me.

"Science" would be difficult to pronounce if the "e" came before the "i," wouldn't it? Try it -- "See ince" -- awkward at best, difficult really.

No planet exists with creatures made by the devil, if by creatures the word "living" is understood. The devil does not have power to give life. Only God can do that.

If an Irresistible Force met an Immovable Object, they'd probably get married. Opposites attract!

[conlor]

LOL!!! Opposites might attract, but they don't always stay together for long before they clash and crash.

[Snowden]

I knew there was a problem with that!

[conlor]

If you become ill in a fake vomit factory, how will anyone know?

[Snowden]

Did you do that? Work in a factory for... gosh!

I worked in one too -- they called it a chemical research center, and a man made bombs in one room. Not once, but several times. They didn't fire him, either. They fired him for making drugs to sell in South America. They found out when he was arrested.

A vomit factory really sounds worse... Even fake vomit.

[katerina]

Wow, this is interesting. I can imagining it all happening quiet strange. ha! Very good one. I like about the rice being thrown in the air by Americans and Chinese, LOL.