2007 Pervert Points

[BloodThirstyWench]

Well since we're well into the 5th month of the year, I'd say it's time to start the 2007 thread, huh? Since Beast isn't here to do the honors, I have to step in...



Sorry...just needed a little inspiration from my Marine.

So are there any other perverts out there that can help me get this thread UP....and running?

[leobold1]

ITV News - Firemen mistaken for strippers

Firemen mistaken for strippers

4.52, Fri May 4 2007

A team of firemen were mobbed by women who believed they were part of the act when they went to tackle a blaze at a strip show.

Hoards of female fans cheered and clapped expecting the team of eight fire fighters to start stripping at the pub on Hard Lane in St Helens, Merseyside.

Unbeknown to the bar's customers a bar stool and carpet had caught alight in the dressing room of the actual dancer who had been using lighter fuel in his own stripping fireman routine

When the uniformed men burst into the pub to tackle the blaze they were greeted with ecstatic cheers of "Gerremoff!" from the women watching the show.

"One lady, shouted, 'Ooo, we've got our money's worth here!"' said watch manager Paul Costello, from Merseyside Fire and Rescue Service.

"Because the fire was in another part of the building they didn't know we had been called out. I think the stripper had just finished his act - he was only wearing a towel."

He continued: "The first they knew was when we turned up in our kit and they all thought we were part of the show."

Mr Costello said lighter fluid used in the routine had probably caused the blaze.

He added: "The stripper was genuinely upset and concerned. He was mortified at what happened. He should have done another spot but just couldn't go on."

One person was taken to hospital with smoke inhalation and only minor damage was caused to the hotel after the fire. No one from the hotel was available for comment.

[leobold1]

Topless car wash cleared for business - Breaking News - National - Breaking News

Topless car wash cleared for business

May 4, 2007 - 3:19PM

A topless car wash in Brisbane has been cleared for operation after authorities found no laws or water restrictions were being broken.

Strip club entrepreneur Warren Armstrong has set up Bubbles 'n' Babes at Albion in the city's inner north.

The business offers a $55 car wash by a topless woman, and a $100 wash by a totally nude female attendant - which includes an X-rated show.

A police spokeswoman told AAP no complaints had been received.

She said the business was run in a closed shed out of the public view and there had been no indication of wilful exposure, which is a criminal offence.

Acting Premier Anna Bligh said her concerns regarding public decency had been quelled after advice from police.

The operation also was running on recycled water and therefore did not break current level five restrictions, she said.

"This is one of those extreme examples of people wanting to make a buck - I think it'll have a pretty limited market," Ms Bligh said.

She said the government fleet would not be using the car wash.

"I'm sure there'll be a lot of people who've got strong views about this sort of thing and there's always be a market for it but it seems to me a pretty weird and wacky way to get your car washed," she said.

"I don't think I'll be feeling the need to have my car washed at this particular service."

Mr Armstrong gave evidence at the Fitzgerald inquiry into police corruption almost 20 years ago and was jailed for nine months after pleading guilty to keeping a premises for prostitution.

He told the City News newspaper this week the latest operation was above board.

"I'm just trying to make an honest dollar - simple as that," he said in a rare interview.

Brisbane professional car wash services are doing a roaring trade as residents face a ban on doing their own car washing under strict water restrictions.

[BloodThirstyWench]

Why am I not surprised a Marine was the first one to jump on the pervert thread?

[leobold1]

Originally Posted by BloodThirstyWench

Why am I not surprised a Marine was the first one to jump on the pervert thread?

Psychotic?

I mean...

Psychic?

[BloodThirstyWench]

Yes...to both!

[jjvman]

I wonder if that is a NO-touch car wash. I wonder where they keep their tips. But I do admit it solves the problem of working in wet clothes all day.