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| unrepentant grunt ![]() | Beast walks out onto the stage and begins. Ladies for a long time we at Filthybeast labs have been working on a way to make things better for you. Now I am proud to say we have had a breakthru. ( Beast holds up a little Green Pill ). Here it is we call it Boom Boom. You take one of these puppies and you will want to do all the Sailors in the fleet ( If you can find any that like girls ). Think of it you are at home and look at your hubbie or boyfriend sitting around minding there own business and you drop a Boom Boom down your gullet. He wont know what hit him. There is an Orgasm in every pill, thats right you get off no matter what. No as an example of our good faith we are selling these in a bottle of 12 for 49.95. See SFGA in the saloon. Beast walks off the stage.
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| Racy Ol' Lady ![]() | Beast, I am hurt. What makes you think we need pills? I mean -- have we ever let you down? Let me re-phrase that.. have we ever not let you down properly?
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| Icing Queen ![]() | Very true, Marianne. But for those who do need a pill, ONLY ONE ORGASM PER PILL? That comes to $49.95 a night!
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| unrepentant grunt ![]() | Ladies my lab made this pill for those times when you are without the Beast. You know when you feel like a little and cant find me. I mean you gotta nail your hubbies or boyfriends once and a while. Who would move the fridge if you did not give up a little. ![]()
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