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10-29-2006, 08:42
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| unrepentant grunt   |  Alert Alert Alert Panty abuse !!!!!!! F. Beast walks onto the stage. He takes out his notes and begins to address the crowd. Ladies I want to speak to you today about Panty Abuse. I have been getting a lot of undies in as of late with holes in them. Not holes where they should be. Nor are they rips or tears indicating an attempt to get them off quickly. These are tears from your Washing Machines. Now I want you all to start washing your undies with care. There are bags out there for this purpose. Or you could hand wash them. I do not want any more of these holy undies. If you are gonna abuse Undies then dont wear any at all. (Beast ponders this last statement and smiles ). Beast walks off the stage.
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10-29-2006, 08:47
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| Racy Ol' Lady   | Re: Alert Alert Alert Panty abuse !!!!!!! Snowden goes to her undies drawer and inspects her supply. No holes, no tears - well, that one is a bit... but that was done in fun, not by a machine... Snowden closes the undies drawer, pleased that she has no offended or offending undies. 
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10-29-2006, 10:50
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| Icing Queen   | Re: Alert Alert Alert Panty abuse !!!!!!! They can't be mine, Beasty. Anything gets torn or broken, and it can't be fixed, it's gone!
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10-29-2006, 10:56
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| Banned  | Re: Alert Alert Alert Panty abuse !!!!!!! Honest, Beast - it was the traps. I have always "washed it in Woolite" just as I am supposed to with the washer set to delicate cycle for the delicate unmentionables. You simply need to be more present HERE and send those traps back to the manufacturer. Maybe they were defective traps that ripped the lace and precious silk since the mechanical fingers just do not have the velvety touch and gentle caresses of your fur-covered paws. FBP needs to SUE the company that made those traps and make sure to include in that suit the cost for the emotional damages the product caused you!!! Good to see you back up and running - better yet to be losing about 20 pounds of lingerie today. My jeans were getting just a wee bit snug with so many layers beneath them. Last edited by Betty Boop; 10-29-2006 at 10:59. |
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10-29-2006, 15:02
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| Monkey Mouse   | Re: Alert Alert Alert Panty abuse !!!!!!! Nope, not mine. They go from my .... body ... to Beast's collection box or (better) still to him directly.
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10-31-2006, 22:44
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| SUGARBUSH   | Re: Alert Alert Alert Panty abuse !!!!!!! Would you call this panty abuse?? 
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