Travels with Moose.

[filthybeast]

Some of you know that my Truck has a name it is Moose. In fact all my Pick-Ups have been named Moose the current holder of the title is Moose the 7th. Anywho I take good care of Moose and he takes me where I need or want to go. You know that as you get older and a few bucks ahead of the game you get your vehicles with a few extras that make a trip easier on you. Well I got this version of Moose with all the extras and I must admit I do really like this truck.
But this Moose has a mind of his own. Like when I am going down the freeway playing music he tells me that if I play the Doors he can go faster, also when I am looking for a parking place at the Mall he makes me park beside a really nice Ford or Dodge when I come out of the Mall and leave he is happy and sedate, I also notice that the Ford or Dodge has got 4 flat tires and stuff leaking out the tail pipe.
When he is hungry I take him to a filing station and feed him. I bath him once a week and he gets regular attention to his inner needs. Now I get a notice that my Auto Insurance is going up by 35 dollars because Trucks like Moose are on the (Lets Steal It Hit Parade)
It got me to thinking what would I do if someone tried to take Moose away from me. Well after a a heartbeat or so I came up with an answer. Is it legal to stake out a thief on an Ant Hill and smear honey all over his body or am I going a bit to far.

[Snowden]

It's legal, Beast - so long as nobody sees you do it.

If they see you! Well then it becomes illegal. Being sly and slippery is the answer.

[Woodmonkey]

Nice to know someone else who names their vehicles. I have Molly and she's a great lil' gal. The kids think I nuts.

That should be legal! It used to be that they could hang horse thieves in the West and these are modern day horses.

[Snowden]

Originally Posted by Woodmonkey

Nice to know someone else who names their vehicles. I have Molly and she's a great lil' gal. The kids think I nuts.

That should be legal! It used to be that they could hang horse thieves in the West and these are modern day horses.

Exactly, Katie!

We always name our cars - my family, that is. Bob doesn't. The Buick his brother-in-law left him is 'the Buick.'

My father had "Betsy," the name going from car to car. I had a MG named "Maggie," so my cars are "Maggie." A car without a name is like a dog without a home, I figure. "yes" And "Moose" is a great name for a big truck.

[Woodmonkey]

Originally Posted by Snowden

Exactly, Katie!

We always name our cars - my family, that is. Bob doesn't. The Buick his brother-in-law left him is 'the Buick.'

My father had "Betsy," the name going from car to car. I had a MG named "Maggie," so my cars are "Maggie." A car without a name is like a dog without a home, I figure. "yes" And "Moose" is a great name for a big truck.

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The names change for mine and each depends on the personality of the car. They do have personalities