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09-26-2006, 00:27
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| Monkey Mouse   |  I felt up a gnome and I had twins I felt up a gnome and I had twins  This was emailed to me on my birthday I meant to put it in here but forgot about it. I found it when I was cleaning out my inbox. Find your birthday below: January: I partied with February: I had babies with March: I felt up April: I messed around with May: I peed on June: I robbed July: I ate August: I shot September: I beat up October: I dressed up as November: I got married to December: I had drunken sex with Find the day you were born on: 1: some random girl 2: Michael Jackson 3: some random guy 4: a book 5: Frankenstein 6: Martha Stewart 7: a bottle of Hennesse 8: a flamingo 9: a bag of chips 10: a chair 11: Dick Cheney 12: my English teacher 13: a Teletubby 14: myself 15: a ninja 16: a penguin 17: a pole 18: an apple 19: a box 20: George Bush 21: my finger 22: a cell phone 23: Ron Jeremy 24: a statue 25: a gnome 26: a hippo 27: my shoes 28: a prostitute 29: a p! Orn star 30: my best friend 31: a cat Find the first letter of your first name: A: for the money B: for the hell of it C: and it sucked D: to be cool E: to be naked F: to eat cheese G: but my mom told me to H: for my girlfriend I: for my boyfriend J: to be sexy K: and I had twins L: at school M: and it was fun N: and I got sick O: and I threw up P: and something shrank Q: in the pool R: and then I ran away naked S: and it was boring T: because I was drunk U: for a shopping spree V: and I liked it W: in the dark X: and I had a sex change Y: under the sheets Z: in a laundry mat
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09-26-2006, 20:40
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| Enlisted   | Re: I felt up a gnome and I had twins I messed around with some random guy and it sucked. Wow i dont know what i should say about this..
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09-26-2006, 21:05
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| K-9 Unit   | Re: I felt up a gnome and I had twins THIS IS RIGGED!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
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09-26-2006, 21:09
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| Enlisted | Re: I felt up a gnome and I had twins no fair, what did yours come out to 
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09-26-2006, 21:19
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| Icing Queen   | Re: I felt up a gnome and I had twins I had babies with a box and it sucked!
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09-26-2006, 21:37
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| Monkey Mouse | Re: I felt up a gnome and I had twins Quote:
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09-26-2006, 21:44
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| K-9 Unit | Re: I felt up a gnome and I had twins Quote:
 No comment... I'll give you my faux (for online usage b'day, which is close to the real thing)I got married to some random girl because I was drunk.  My wife's is much more respectable, She robbed Martha Stewart to be sexy. 
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