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| K-9 Unit ![]() | 1976: Long hair 2006: Longing for hair 1976: KEG 2006: EKG 1976: Acid rock 2006: Acid reflux 1976: Moving to California because it's cool 2006: Moving to Arizona because it's warm 1976: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 2006: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 1976: Seeds and stems 2006: Roughage 1976: Hoping for a BMW 2006: Hoping for a BM 1976: Going to a new, hip joint 2006: Receiving a new hip joint 1976: Rolling Stones 2006: Kidney Stones 1976: Being called into the principal's office 2006: Calling the principal's office 1976: Screw the system 2006: Upgrade the system 1976: Disco 2006: Costco 1976: Parents begging you to get your hair cut 2006: Children begging you to get their heads shaved 1976: Passing the drivers' test 2006: Passing the vision test 1976: Whatever 2006: Depends Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1988. They are too young to remember the first space shuttle blowing up on liftoff. Their lifetime has always included AIDS. Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic. The CD was introduced the year before they were born. They have always had an answering machine. They have always had cable. They cannot fathom not having a remote control. Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show. Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave. They never took a swim and thought about Jaws. They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are. They don't know who Mork was or where he was from. They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane".. They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is. McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers. They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter. Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list.
__________________ "The legislator, being unable to appeal to force or to reason.... Must resort to an authority of a different order, capabable of constraining without violence and persuading without convicincing.... This is what has, in all ages, compelled the fathers of nations to have recourse to. " "Divine Intervention" ~J. J. Rousseau |
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| K-9 Unit ![]() | 30 years older or around 10957 days older ![]() Back when... that's always been lost on all yuts.
__________________ "The legislator, being unable to appeal to force or to reason.... Must resort to an authority of a different order, capabable of constraining without violence and persuading without convicincing.... This is what has, in all ages, compelled the fathers of nations to have recourse to. " "Divine Intervention" ~J. J. Rousseau |
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| Junior Officer ![]() | Black and White (Under age 40? You won't understand.) You could hardly see for all the snow, Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go. Pull a chair up to the TV set, "Good Night, David. Good Night, Chet." Depending on the channel you tuned, You got Rob and Laura - or Ward and June. It felt so good. It felt so right. Life looked better in black and white. I Love Lucy, The Real McCoys, Dennis the Menace, the Cleaver boys, Rawhide, Gunsmoke, Wagon Train, Superman, Jimmy and Lois Lane. Father Knows Best, Patty Duke, Rin Tin Tin and Lassie too, Donna Reed on Thursday night! -- Life looked better in black and white. I wanna go back to black and white. Everything always turned out right. Simple people, simple lives... Good guys always won the fights. Now nothing is the way it seems, In living color on the TV screen. Too many murders, too many fights, I wanna go back to black and white. In God they trusted, alone in bed, they slept, A promise made was a promise kept. They never cussed or broke their vows. They'd never make the network now. But if I could, I'd rather be In a TV town in '53. It felt so good. It felt so right. Life looked better in black and white. I'd trade all the channels on the satellite, If I could just turn back the clock tonight To when everybody knew wrong from right. Life was better in black and white! |
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__________________ "The legislator, being unable to appeal to force or to reason.... Must resort to an authority of a different order, capabable of constraining without violence and persuading without convicincing.... This is what has, in all ages, compelled the fathers of nations to have recourse to. " "Divine Intervention" ~J. J. Rousseau | |
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