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Old 05-20-2006, 22:30   #1 (permalink)
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Well I picked up Ellen and her Hubby at the Airport. The first thing she said to me was where is the Booze. I got them to there Hotel and placed Moose back into Valet parking I asked the guy there to park him by a nice little sedan or small truck. Moose was horny.
I was in my room resting and there was a knock. It was Ellen and her Boytoy ready to see the city. Well I took them to the altar and got them a Drink. Ellen knocked hers back and stated that she wanted another. 28 Drinks later and a Bartender in Shock at some of the things she said Ellen said it was time to move on. Now Ellen did not even waste time dropping a coin into a Slot Machine she grabs a Coin Changer by his goodies smiled and asked where is the one that will pay off. He pointed and Ellen took him for a walk. They arrived at the machine. Ellen put in a coin the Coin Changer was sweating. Well it paid off. Ellen released the poor Man and said thanks I will be seeing you later. I was told later that the Coin Changer has gone into another line of work.
Ellen wanted to see Thunder down under a group of Nice young men. Well I knew it was wrong but I followed her. In the middle of the act she jumped up on the stage and did a package check, Selected a young man and took him to god knows where. She came back alone. I did not ask questions. We got a little snack and then went to see the BIG PUSSY Ellen got into the cage and when you see her next she will be wearing her new Lion coat. We then wandered around a bit until Ellen saw a Rock Band. she grabbed a couple of the guys and again took them into a dark place. Only she returned there is an ongoing investigation in where they are.

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Old 05-21-2006, 01:11   #2 (permalink)
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Ellen told me that she had the pictures/proof of her fun and folick with the Thunder Down Under guys - woo-hoo!!! Talk about tans and tight buns and well-packed packages ... But none, of them could ever compare to SNP who told Ellen straight away that he would never let anyone cut his 12" in half - and Beast quickly volunteered that he would never let anyone take 2" off his to make it only a foot-long. Of course, these claims needed further investigation and Ellen and I decided to put our heads together to find out whatever could the men be talking about
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Old 05-21-2006, 09:14   #3 (permalink)
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In my case I just dont want to alter what was given to me.
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I'm waiting to read the next Chapter about what we did. It looks like what you were given was giving me a bit of a lift here, Beast - I actually look taller than you (Ellen's on one leg and I am on the other)



And after my 4th Margarita, Ellen and I got to learn what a "Duck Fart" was - Beast promised us that it was as close to a reality P-BAV as a drink could come. After he had plied Ellen with "Sex on the Beach - without Sand" ALL afternoon he thought that we needed something to calm our tummies to send us back to the guys with - Yeah, like after all of that, we were going to do anything but smile and say "Yes, Honey."
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That's a cute picture. Three good friends - like an old drum, it can't be beat!
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