CAL in Vegas.

[filthybeast]

My day was going great I was lapping up the waters provided by the churches and relaxing. All of a sudden an Armored Car shows up. The doors fly open and the attendent asks for me. I walk up to him and he asks if I am Filthybeast. I nod wondering what was up. 4 attendents roll a dolly off the Truck. Strapped to the dolly behind the bite mask I see Cal's eyes. I smile and sign for her. I ask the guys with the White coats to release her from the dolly, he tosses me the keys and says you are on your own. The just dont understand Cal.
I get her out of her straps and get the mask off and she asks for a drink. I go to the bartender and ask him to make a drink for the lady. He asks what kind of drink. Well you all know Cal this was taking too long. She leaped over the Bar knocking out the bartender and grabbed a few dozen bottles. She wipes her lips and says hi. I ask her what she wanted to do. She pipes up O I dont know a few dozen men to start with would be nice.
Her Boytoy SNP has arrived and we begin to wander around the sites stopping to pray at many of the shrines. We are aproached by a woman who askes if we saw her husband? We look for Cal, She is no where to be seen. I ask her if her hubby has major medical. She walks away. SNP and I are busy asking many ladies who did there Boobies. Cal returns looking over the crowd. I tell her some women was asking for her husband. CAL shrugs and says I been leaving them at the service enterance. I find the lady and tell her to look at the pile of guys at the service door.
SNP and I along with Cal go into one of the places where people donate to the church. Cal sticks a coin into the slot. When nothing come out of the bottom Cal lifts the machine off the stand and tosses it to one of the Change makers yelling fix it Bozo. The Change Maker is doing well and will get out of the hospital in a couple Months.
By this time Cal is in a playful mood and sees a guy she approaches him and asks if he wants to see where the snake bit her. The guys wife gets in front of Cal and tells her that this is her husband. Cal laughs and knocks the lady on the deck with one punch. Cal tells her I am only gonna borrow him. Cal leads the poor guy away. SNP and I look at each other and I say to him we got to take her someplace else. The Service Door is getting crowded. We gather Cal and head for another church.

Next up Ellen and Cal together.

[Betty Boop]

Hmmmm .... Now, this is not quite how I remember it.

Although I will attest that I spotted straight away upon my arrival that it was not holy water that Beast was drinking. And so there I was, doing the only right thing - I had to go in and save his soul from those evil women who kept dropping their drawers and tempting him with every form of iniquity.

"A friend loves at all times" - and so there I was, slaying these women while possessed by the Beast provided spirit, and keeping our Beast safe from their influences. This was the real reason for the men in the coats trying to strap me down - Beast begged and pleaded and - Let me tell you, it was not at all easy to wrestle such devils. Fortunately for me the Air Cav came in, assaulted, freed me up, and swept me safely away from the intended bondage.

But, oh, did I mention that TBLady and I performed many miracles of healing to the souls and well other things along the highways and byways of the Las Vegas Strip? TBLady brought along her famous feather whip and post-haste we used it to whip the Thunder Down Under men into submission. But then, Beast, SNP and Tim showed up, so we had to give each gent a raincheck for a later private exhibition and performance .

The only thing I couldn't figure out on this spiritual sojourn was why my sacrificial giving had to be so much greater than TB's, who always seemed to profit from the experience (or better put, why Ellen kept getting lucky at every pull and turn - and I do mean very lucky - and I just got taken).

There is a spiritual lesson somewhere deep within the coffers of the Las Vegas Church of Sacrificial Giving for all of us here ...

[filthybeast]

Hon who are these folks gonna trust when it comes to giving out the news.

[Betty Boop]

Well, of course, the one of us who watches FoxNews (with John Beard in L.A.) rather than the one who is loyal to that Tribune-owned KTLA "independent."

But, Beast, I do love you - and most especially the spin you put on the factors!!!

[filthybeast]

Beast news is above reproach we only report the facts.

[Betty Boop]

You know, that's what CNN says ...

Cal has to warn all - DO NOT ever in gest respond back to Professor (almost Doctor) Campbell with a "new left/revisionist" history perspective as to what were the causes that led the Japanese to attack at Pearl Harbor. I think our poor Beast almost had a second heart attack when I recited the argument as best as I could remember from what I was taught in high school (it is such a "spun" argument that you can't ever forget something like that - even though that classroom experience is now some 30+ years past tense) when he brought up the subject in his room Thursday morning as we waited for the easterners to come to life and cross the bridge so we could all have breakfast and take on Las Vegas by daylight and see if Cal might be able to save a portion of her wardrobe - ah, but to no avail.

Anyway, what does that all mean? It means two witnesses can see the exact same thing, be given all the same facts, and still come up with two different interpretations for news presentations. CalDreaming's reporting is ALSO above the tongue of reproach !

[Snowden]

Originally Posted by filthybeast

Beast news is above reproach we only report the facts.

Beast news is the best news! (And the news he doesn't tell is even better! )