Vegas in an uproar.

[filthybeast]

As most of you know I took some time off and went to Las Vegas. I was gonna visit a number of local Churches and renew my inner faith. As I was driving there obeying all the traffic laws a nice CD in the player I get to the CA-NV border. I pull my truck over and don my Gilly Suit I recon all approaches and find them clear. I proceed across the border and after almost 3 hours and 253 miles I reach Las Vegas. I arrive at my hotel and check in. The clerk looks at me kind of odd, ( My T-Shirt with a Large Tongue printed on it with the logo This can be yours tonight ! has her taken aback. I go to my room and clean up. After resting a bit I go out to find some of the wonderful curing waters Vegas is known for I find they have many places where these waters can be had for a very little price. In fact there are several places in my Hotel that serve these waters. I find one and order the Jim Beam water along with the Bud Water. As I am wearing my formal Aloha Shirt the despenser of these waters places them before me in awe asking me where I am from I tell him the Land of Nod and he retires basking in the knowledge that he has met the True One and Only Master Pervert. I feel the curing waters work on me and become happy. I leave the Bar and enters the gaming room. I feel good I take a nickle out of my pocket and place it in a machine. I push the button and the wheels within spin. The machine does not produce the result I wanted. A very nice man comes over to me and says that I cannot take the machine outside and beat it open. I tell the machine I will be back. I go to the Pool area and look upon the Bikini's there I say this is good, then my eyes see a large piece of Spandex covering something something that should not be in Spandex. I return to the Bar to rest my eyes thinking I could have gone Blind I explain it to the Bartender and he gives me a Double. A lady hears me and asks whats wrong with Spandex I tell her as far as Females go some of them should not cover there lower portions with it. She walks away shaking her head. The Bartender is now my friend for life. I feel the pangs of hunger rumbleing inside of me. I go to one of the many places to eat. A sweet little thing asks me what I will have, I ask her to just place herself on a plate and provide me with several napkins along with a Hambuger. She just stares at me blinking. I have my snack and wander over to the ticket people and get my ticket for the Comedy Shop. The lady advises me that it will be very funny. I ask here if there are any dark corners in the room. She asks what for? I tell her, I have never seen a woman blush that shade of red before. I think she is a Mormon. I decide to take a nap till the evening.
Our next installment shall cover Me TBLADY, CAL and there Boytoys.

[Betty Boop]

Now, Beastie, what ever happened to the creedo, "What happens in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas," - I mean, really, it's akin to "What happens in the bush, stays in the bush" (which, as we know, can be a whole bunch more fun than what happens in the field and remains there) - Wooo-hoooo!

Pictures at 11 (or whenever SNP, Beast, and TBLady decide to post them) ...

Honest, things were quite erect and in order when I checked out - at least that's my story and I'm stickin' to it! And besides, the boys will never know exactly what we did when they went to ride the coaster and we gals stayed behind to take care of - er watch - er entertain - er take a few gambles with the one and only Beast - swoooooooooooooon

[filthybeast]

So many women, so little time.

[SherryGrace]

Originally Posted by CalDreaming02

Now, Beastie, what ever happened to the creedo, "What happens in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas," - I mean, really, it's akin to "What happens in the bush, stays in the bush" (which, as we know, can be a whole bunch more fun than what happens in the field and remains there) - Wooo-hoooo!

Shhhhhhhhh...I'm trying to listen!

[Betty Boop]

Ahhhhhhhhh ... Are you suggesting, "Inquiring Minds Want To Know", SherryGrace? Next time we do this sort of thing, we need to be in a place where you can join us - You and JudyLynne!!!

[SherryGrace]

Inquiring minds? Yes yes yes. Nosey ones, too.

[filthybeast]

SG has a cute nose.