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03-18-2006, 10:33
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| unrepentant grunt   |  Beast news service Flash Flash Flash This is reporter I. Will Getyourrocksoff I am in Vermont where people are in a state of panic. It seems that Ellen has invaded the State. She was sighted in the hills around Stowe early this morning wandering around yelling " Yelling where's the party " right before torching a Bar that was closed. According to State Police Captain Arlo Inbred, Well this little lady has really gone wild. I dont know what we are gonna do! Word has it she is heading towards the Boys prep school just outside of town. More on this later. Beast news. We get the news the ole fashioned way, we beat it out of ya.
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03-18-2006, 10:36
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| Junior Officer   | Re: Beast news service Flash Flash Flash Those boys will never be the same. What a scary situation. Keep us informed Beast.
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03-18-2006, 10:56
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| Racy Ol' Lady   | Re: Beast news service Flash Flash Flash Oh, dear! Ellen on another rampage! Beast, we may have to organize a rescue party, grabbing Ellen and hiding her before the police find her. We had a tough time keeping her out of jail last time she did this! Those kids! Half will cry "I'm a victim," and the other half will spend the rest of their lives tracking her down! Smiling, too. :O
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03-18-2006, 14:39
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| Non-Commissioned Officer   | Re: Beast news service Flash Flash Flash Just get Ellen to my house... I have plenty of booze.... besides, I need to shake up the stupid, dumb f_ckin' yuppies around here.... Ellen, come to my place. Party on!!!!!
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03-18-2006, 15:19
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| Bad kitty...bad kitty...shame!   | Re: Beast news service Flash Flash Flash GO ELLEN GO ELLEN GO ELLEN WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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03-18-2006, 16:18
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| unrepentant grunt | Re: Beast news service Flash Flash Flash Beast news service Flash Flash Flash This just in the Boys Prep School outside Stowe VT. The entire student population has just taken up smoking. Also there seems to be hundreds of Condoms hanging from the trees. This reporter attempted to speak with several of the Students, all they could say was WOW ! Ellen was just reported heading into Stowe for a Snack the State Police have advised the Townspeople to make a run for it. More on this later. Beast News service. We get news the ole fashioned way we beat it out of ya.
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