OBL’s latest message & scotto’s message back.

[scotto]

This is my response back to the latest message from Osama-Been-Hide’n,, er,, I mean Osama-Bin-Laden...

OBL: My message to you is about the war in Iraq and Afghanistan and the way to end it.

Scotto: WOH,, GET OUT!! We have been trying to send you the same message! But you wont return our calls. Only I doubt our way is the same as yours...

OBL: I had not intended to speak to you about this issue, because, for us, this issue is already decided: diamonds cut diamonds.

Scotto: Well if diamonds cut diamonds, how was the first diamond cut? Humm

OBL: Praise be to God, our conditions are always improving, becoming better, while yours are the opposite.

Scotto: Your conditions are improving? What, did you remodel your cave or something?

OBL: However, what prompted me to speak are the repeated fallacies of your President Bush in his comment on the outcome of US opinion polls, which indicated that the overwhelming majority of you want the withdrawal of the forces from Iraq, but he objected to this desire and said that the withdrawal of troops would send the wrong message to the enemy.

Scotto: Yah,, that’s right...

OBL: Bush said: It is better to fight them on their ground than they fighting us on our ground.

Scotto: Right agane, who would disagree with that?
Oh,, that’s right,, you…

OBL: In my response to these fallacies, I say: The war in Iraq is raging and operations in Afghanistan are on the rise in our favor, praise be to God.

Scotto: LMAO,,, What the heck you been smoking...

OBL: The Pentagon figures indicate the rise in the number of your dead and wounded, let alone the huge material losses.

Scotto: Uh,, Mr. “O” ,, I think the Pentagon was indicating the rise in the number of YOUR dead. Don’t believe me? Just ask some of your top guys like Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, or Abu Khabab al-Masri, oh, that’s right you cant.. Well then ask your No. 3 operative Abu Zubaydah. No, wait, I guess you can't ask him either…

OBL: To go back to where I started, I say that the results of the poll satisfy sane people and that Bush's objection to them is false.

Scotto: Yah,, what ever...

OBL: Reality testifies that the war against America and its allies has not remained confined to Iraq, as he claims.

Scotto: Duh, “Global War on Terror" hello…

OBL: In fact, Iraq has become a point of attraction and recruitment of qualified resources.

Scotto: So, tell me just what does it take to be “qualified” to kill little children anyway?

OBL: On the other hand, the mujahideen, praise be to God, have managed to breach all the security measures adopted by the unjust nations of the coalition time and again.

Scotto: True, we are not perfect...

OBL: The evidence for this are the bombings you have seen in the capitals of the most important European countries of this aggressive coalition.

Scotto: Yep, murder those innocents...

OBL: As for the delay in carrying out similar operations in America, this was not due to the failure to breach your security measures.

Scotto: LOL,, Yah, right!!!

OBL: Operations are in preparation and you will see them on your own ground once the preparations are finished, God willing.

Scotto: The only preparation you’ll need is some Preparation-H from sitting on your ass all this time in that littlie cave of yours.
BTW, you have God confused with satin. God’s the one who loves his creations. Satin is the one who cut’s there head’s off.
BIG difference..

OBL: Based on the above, we see that Bush's argument is false.

Scotto: Who’s we?? You mean you and your minions of terror....

OBL: However, the argument that he avoided, which is the substance of the results of opinion polls on withdrawing the troops, is that it is better not to fight the Muslims on their land and for them not to fight us on our land.

Scotto: Say what???

OBL: We do not object to a long-term truce with you on the basis of fair conditions that we respect.

Scotto: LOL Sure, come on out and lets talk about it!!! I’ll even come over and give you a lift if you need a ride.

OBL: We are a nation to which God has disallowed treachery and lying.

Scotto: SURE, LOL, what ever you say big O....

OBL: In this truce, both parties will enjoy security and stability and we will build Iraq and Afghanistan which were destroyed by the war.

Scotto: Yep, I bet the Afghan women miss the security they had under the Taliban... And I am sure the Iraqi people miss the security they had in those mass graves…

OBL: There is no defect in this solution other than preventing the flow of hundreds of billions to the influential people and war merchants in America, who supported Bush's election campaign with billions of dollars.

Scotto: Humm,, it looks like someone has been listening to Michael Moore, He must have sent you a complimentary copy of his movie. Or did you run down to your local Block buster?