Preview 2005 Pervert Awards.

[filthybeast]

And now an address by F. Beast President & CEO of FBP Inc.

Beast enters the stage wearing Pink Spandex shorts and a T-Shirt with Fur sticking out all over. He is also carring a Baseball Bat.

Fellow Perverts I am very pleased the way Pervert Points has grown this past year. In todays Ultra P.C. World we here have taken a stand abet a funny one for the rights of the Non-P.C. folks world wide.
As the new year opens before us. It is my hope we grow larger and our antics sway even more folks to join our ranks. The balloting is done and the votes have been counted. I think your judges Kepi and SFGA did an outstanding job after many booze filled meetings and some minor disagrements ( Beast raises his Baseball bat ). We have completed our task. I want to remind you all that the awards orgy-----er party is Sat night starting at 1800 hours PST.
I have been asked by Judge SFGA to tell you folks who dont get an award that he will be renting Baseball Bats right outside the thread. According to him just wack the person who has the award you want on the head and take it home with you.
Judge Kepi has asked me to inform you folks that get awards, that he is renting Bodyguards just outside the thread. They will protect you from the folks with BaseBall Bats.
Again I want to thank all you pervs out there and remember Keep on Flashing.


Beast leaves the stage.

[Carnage_59]

Carnage stands up and gives the filthybeast a standing ovation.......

[Snowden]

Snowden steps up to be first in line for a baseball bat.

Hey, Tom - I hope you get in the game next year. You could make a difference here!

[m60-gunner]

I could use 2 bats, but I'm a hands on kinda guy

[TBLady]

Pink Spandex shorts?? ROFLMAO!! .....eb swooooooooooooooooooooooooons...

[m60-gunner]

Pink spandex shorts and fur! Damn, the guy at the mall said it was the only one when I bought that.

[Snowden]

Originally Posted by m60-gunner

Pink spandex shorts and fur! Damn, the guy at the mall said it was the only one when I bought that.

He may have been telling the truth, Robert. Beasty grows his own fur - it's a Beasty thing. But pink spandex shorts!?? Gosh!! You too?