Perverted Christmas Carols....

[TBLady]

Alright Folks....Here's a good way to score some Perverted Points....And I'll start....


"Santa Beasty"

Santa Beasty, slip some K-Mart PJ's under the tree for me
I've been an awful bad girl
Santa Beasty, and hurry down my chimney tonight

Santa Beasty, an eight cylinder truck - Cherry Red, instead
I will carry your payload
Santa Beasty, and hurry down my chimney tonight

Think of all the cyber fun I've missed
Think of all the Perverts that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be oh so bad
If you'd check off my Christmas list
Boo doo bee doo

Santa Beasty, how nice a mink g-string would be,
For me
I've been a Pervert all year
Santa Beasty, and hurry down my chimney tonight

Beasty Sweetie, a leather corset I really do need, indeed
Complete with fur trim
Beasty Sweetie, and hurry down my chimney tonight

Santa Beasty, come fill my stocking with lubes and toys
Fill it right to the rim
Santa Beasty, and hurry down my chimney tonight

Come and trim my Christmas bush
And when you're donw you can spank my Christmas tush
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me
Boo doo bee doo

Santa Beasty, forgot to mention one little thing, a co*k ring
The kind you put on your bone
Santa Beasty, and hurry down my chimney tonight

Hurry down my chimney tonight
And hurry down my chimney tonight

[drywall]

We three kings of orient are

Tried to smoke a rubber cigar

But it was loaded

And it exploded

Thats why we traveled so far

[conlor]

LMAO! Now we're getting into the spirit(s). I think you've both had a little too much!

(Great songs!)

[BrianK]

Original

Dashing through the snow, in a one-horse open sleigh,
Over the fields we go, laughing all the way.
Bells on bob-tails ring, making spirits bright,
What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight.

Chorus
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh.

A day or two ago, I thought I'd take a ride
And soon Miss Fanny Bright, was seated by my side;
The horse was lean and lank, misfortune seemed his lot;
He got into a drifted bank and we got upsot

(Chorus)

A day or two ago, the story I must tell
I went out on the snow, and on my back I fell;
A gent was riding by, in a one-horse open sleigh
He laughed as there I sprawling lie but quickly drove away

(Chorus)

Now the ground is white, go it while you're young
Take the girls tonight, and sing this sleighing song;
Just get a bob-tailed bay, two-forty as his speed
Hitch him to an open sleigh and crack! you'll take the lead

Perverted

Dashing through the house, naked and un-afraid,
Over the fields perverts go, laughing all the way.
Balls unfettered ring, making spirits bright,
What fun it is to ride and try a new position tonight.

Chorus
Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride and enjoy the foreplay
Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride and enjoy the foreplay

A day or two ago, I thought I'd take a ride
And soon Miss Fanny Bright, was seated by my side;
The horse was lean and lank, misfortune seemed his lot;
He got into a drifted bank and we got into it a lot.

(Chorus)

A day or two ago, the story I musn't tell
I went out on the snow, and on my back I fell;
A lady was riding by, with her legs opened ready to play
She laughed as there I sprawling, but quickly had her way

(Chorus)

Now the ground is white, go it while you're young
Take the girls tonight, and sing this playing song;
Just get a bob-tailed bay, two-forty as his speed
Ride her in an open sleigh and crack, no whip just smile with glee.

[conlor]

Brian, I can't decide if you're naughty or nice.

[Snowden]

Originally Posted by conlor

Brian, I can't decide if you're naughty or nice.

I've known him for ages, Connie. He's both - naughtily nice, and nicely naughty.

A most delightful person!

[BrianK]

Originally Posted by conlor

Brian, I can't decide if you're naughty or nice.

Based on considering action in the snow or the re-write?

If it is the snow I can tell you from experience that quick doesn't describe the need to as the phrase goes "Git er done" .

If it's the re-write well sometimes posting takes some twists that surprise. Wasn't meant to offend anyone only participate.