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| Racy Ol' Lady ![]() | Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Innovative b) Preliminary c) Proliferation d) Cinnamon Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Specificity b) British Constitution c) Passive-aggressive disorder d) Transubstantiate Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk... a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you. b) Nope, no more booze for me. c) Sorry, but you're not really my type. d) No kebab for me, thank you. e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight? f) I'm not interested in fighting you. g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing. h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool. i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street. j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
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| unrepentant grunt ![]() | Ya the Third section of this test is hard.
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| Bad kitty...bad kitty...shame! ![]() | Quote:
"Ya the Third section is difficult to say because ITS hard."
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| unrepentant grunt ![]() | Come here kitty I will show you it's hard.
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| UN TIPO DIFICIL ![]() | WELL... OCCASIONALLY STAMMERING IN SPANISH AND OTHER BARBARIC LANGUAGES Quote:
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THE ESSENCE IS THE SAME IN ANY LANGUAGE... TRY TO SAY DRUNK "SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICOESPIALIDOSO" I TRYED HUNDREDS TIMES BUT IS IMPOSSIBLE...
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