Dumb quotes from Smart people?

[se0sea]

Feel free to add any you may know...

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer:

"I would not live forever, because we should not live forever,

because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live

forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not

live forever,"

-- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss U.S.A. contest.

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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over

the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny

like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

-- Mariah Carey, singer

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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my

body,"

-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky Basketball Forward.

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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest

crime rates in

the country,"

-- Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, D.C.

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"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our

papers. We are the President."

-- Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed

documents.

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"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a

jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"

-- A U.S. congressional candidate in Texas.

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"Half this game is ninety percent mental."

-- Danny Ozark, manager of Philadelphia Phillies

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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the

impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

-- former U.S. Vice President Al Gore

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" It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one

way or another"

-- George W. Bush, U.S. President

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"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."

-- former U.S. Vice President Dan Quayle

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"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we

need?"

-- former president of American Motors, Lee Iacocca

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"I was provided with additional input that was radically

different from the

truth. I assisted in furthering that version."

-- Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony.

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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a

guy like

Norman Einstein."

-- Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.

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"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain

types of

people."

-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.

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"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

-- former U.S.. President Bill Clinton,

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"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not

occur."

-- former U.S. Vice President Al Gore

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"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from

overseas."

-- Keppel Enderbery

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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992, because

we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you.

You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."

-- State Department of Social Services, Greenville, South

Carolina

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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at

night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart

throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up

dead, there'll be a record."

-- Mark S. Fowler, former Federal Communications Commission

Chairman

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[conlor]

LOL! Some people should just not speak at all.

[Woodmonkey]

SeO

Great to start my day with a good laugh!

[ShotMagnet]

"...I'm a vegetarian because...I just can't see how a living thing can eat another living thing..."-from an interview with Shania Twain


Shot

[se0sea]

very good Shot~

I`m thinking about the Jessica Simpson thing where she has a can of tuna,and she says "how come it says chicken of the sea?I thought this was tuna fish."

[xcalibur]

A few more:

"....Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the literacy rate of our children are appalling." G.W. Bush, 03/01/04.

"I love the way Nicole looked. If I saw her on that sidewalk right now, I'd pull over and hit on her. If she had a different head." O.J. Simpson, 1997.

"US planes have the capability to penetrate deep into Soviet soil." General Bernard Rogers, 1976.

"Without censorship things can get terribly confused in the public mind." General William Westmoreland, 1968.

"I've learned not to put things in my mouth that are bad for me." Monica Lewinsky, explaining her new diet in an interview with Larry King, 2001.

[se0sea]

"I've learned not to put things in my mouth that are bad for me." Monica Lewinsky, explaining her new diet in an interview with Larry King, 2001.

L'ing MAO!