Beasts trip

filthybeast · 07-06-2005, 06:54

Ok I beat you to it. Here is a thread so you can report on my trip. No rules just write your thoughts. Pervert Points will be given for good stuff

Snowden · 07-06-2005, 12:35

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Originally Posted by filthybeast

Ok I beat you to it. Here is a thread so you can report on my trip. No rules just write your thoughts. Pervert Points will be given for good stuff

Let's see now. Last night in the saloon, Beasty said: "I will be a traveling man, Santa Cruz Wed, SLO and my Lecture Thurs, then the Street scene and several Bookstores, and home fri or Sat. Just shy of 900 miles."

So, traveling to Santa Cruz, to give a lecture on "How to Earn Pervert Points." His students, all eager and somewhat restrained, find his lecture of such delightful interest, that they volunteer for personal lessons and observations. Beast has his pick of the nubile and tasty offerings. The Street Scene - one of his specialities, is spectacular! More recruits, and the truck bed is full of young women, as all head off for the book stores to buy "how to" volumes.

Beast is happy; he starts giving personal lessons, stopping the truck every so often to give personal instructions to the eager fans.

This may take more time than he's planned, but he's pretty thorough, and he's done this before, so we can only hope he will return by the weekend as expected!

conlor · 07-06-2005, 18:43

It has been reported that a large furry Beast was spotted standing near a street corner near a Santa Cruz bookstore, Babes in Toyland. He appeared to be elaborating a ritualistic dance. Spectators were tossing coins and bills into a fishing tackle box on the sidewalk. Some female spectators moved closer as if to hug the Beast and disappeared into his fur. Nine women have been reported missing. The Beast was last seen driving away in a Silverado at a high rate of speed. Santa Cruz police officers lost sight of him just before he broke the sound barrier.

Snowden · 07-06-2005, 20:15

There was a sighting of the Beast, roughly 100 miles northwest of Santa Cruz.

A strange phenomenon is reported in another interesting news item. Women are seen walking near a tall silvery beast and then screaming and grabbing their skirts, claiming that something has removed their undergarments and they can't figure it out. No one was touching them, they claim, or within six feet of them. Looking about on the street, they find no sign of any lost panties or shreds of undergarments. This unexplained event seems to follow the trail taken by the elusive Beast, who was last seen many miles from here in a red El Dorado truck. It seems other under garments are also magically removed from some women.

There is a theory that this beast and the Beast are one and the same, but so far the police have not been able to catch up with the truck-driving Beast to see if there is any truth to the allegations, and the areas are some distance apart, so the police believe they are looking for two beasts.

Road blocks have been set up, but so far nobody has been able to identify either the beast(s) or the truck.. More later, as this strange tail unfolds.

se0sea · 07-06-2005, 21:47

Beast strips???? WTF is this all about??? OMG! just when you think things cant get any worse....he is stripping!???oh,the horror...the horror....

oh wait,it says his "trip"...oh dopey me

conlor · 07-06-2005, 21:49

To strip, he'd have to shave his entire body!

se0sea · 07-06-2005, 21:54

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! a bald animal!??? yuck~