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| Enlisted Warrior ![]() | I have been promoted from INITIATE to SOLDIER(post counts).. Woohooo!!! Sir, Ma'am...Due to my recent promotion I would like: - a 4 day pass - a room of my own - a pay raise - my own driver -my own office - my own parking space(with sign too) -my own parking space at the front door of the PX/Commisary -my own chair at the Club If one or two of these can't be had I DO understand and will patiently await the rest (at your convience of course) By your leave..... "MG...Out" |
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| Banned ![]() | Cavmg101, YOU are more of a dreamer than even ol' Cal here. I'm a two-star and I still share a room, do not have any parking space at any PX much less one with a sign, and 4-day passes - HA! HA! HA! But they will add an extra 0 at the end of your yearly salary ! Congratulations at "rank" soldier!!! |
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1...Sir, 2....Sir, 3...Sir, 4...Sir,........Wait a minute...I dont have to do that.<hops up and whips out his handy dandy STRESS CARD>. You are hurting my feelings....I want my TIME OUT. You cant yell at me like that. I'm gonna tell someone(dont know who), but you just wait and see.....ROFL | |
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