Draw a Pig

[conlor]

Draw a Pig - What your Picture Means

READ ALL INSTRUCTIONS FIRST!!!!

On a sheet of paper, draw a picture of a pig.
Do your best.
Then scroll down and read the rest of this message.
Don't cheat, because if you do it won't work.
Draw the pig first and just follow the instructions, it won't take but a minute.
Have fun. This is quite interesting! You must not scroll down until you have drawn the pig.
Draw your picture. No cheating now. You will find this very interesting if you draw your picture first!
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YOU'RE CHEATING! DRAW THE FRIGGIN PIG!!!
















IT RUINS THE JOKE IF YOU DON'T DRAW THE PIG. IT
DOESN'T HAVE TO LOOK GOOD. JUST DO IT. IT'LL TAKE 20 SECONDS.















YOU'LL BE SORRY IF YOU DIDN'T DRAW THE PIG.

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The pig serves as a useful test of the personality traits of the drawer.

If the pig is drawn:
Toward the top of the paper, you are positive and optimistic.
Toward the middle, you are a realist.
Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic, and have a tendency to behave negatively.

Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)
Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don't have a strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates.
Facing front (looking at you), you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.

With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care little for details and are a risk-taker.

With less than 4 legs showing, you are insecure or are living through a period of major change.
With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals.

The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. The bigger the better.

The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life!!!! (And again more is better!)

OK, SO WHO DIDN'T DRAW A TAIL ????

[Betty Boop]

Now let's see,

My little piggy is in the middle of the page (so I can draw the barnyard and his friends all around him) - I am a realist - In life one must have friends. No man (or pig) is an island!!!

My little piggy faces right and indeed I am innovative and active, but don't have a strong sense of family (I don't have much family left - like the little piggy's family they have gone to the great beyond by-and-large), nor do you remember dates (guilty, guilty, guilty).

My little piggy has a body, four legs, a curly tail, a snout, two eyes and two ears - yet is definitely a stick figure - With few details, I am emotional and naive, I care little for details and am a risk-taker. My rebuttal is that you said it would only take me 20 seconds and that it didn't have to be a masterpiece!!! Emotional and naive - Me??? SNP has said it for years !

And with four legs - whew - I am secure, stubborn, and stick to my ideals. But I didn't need to draw a piggy to know that, Connie !

Thanks for the afternoon break and analysis!

[se0sea]

heres my results...

Toward the middle, you are a realist.
Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)
With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care little for details and are a risk-taker. you said it would take 20 seconds~
With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals.
The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life!!!! (And again more is better!) has a nice short curly one~

[StrBrite]

Ok Connie here are my results

Toward the middle, you are a realist. Yes I am

Facing front (looking at you), you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions. This is true

With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful. I am these things but not sure if that is always a good way to be

With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals. Yup this is definitly me

The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. The bigger the better. My little piggy has big pointed ears

The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life!!!! (And again more is better!) ok he has a big curly tail (so what does that mean)?

[filthybeast]

I tried real hard to draw a pig really I did. But it always turned out to be Ham and Eggs. What does that mean?

[StrBrite]

Originally Posted by filthybeast

I tried real hard to draw a pig really I did. But it always turned out to be Ham and Eggs. What does that mean?

LOL

that means your the chef and I am coming over for breakfast

[se0sea]

Originally Posted by filthybeast

I tried real hard to draw a pig really I did. But it always turned out to be Ham and Eggs. What does that mean?

LMAO! we know whats on your mind.