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| unrepentant grunt ![]() | Filthybeast Porn, a divison of Filthybeast Inc, Is holding a casting call for a Movie to be made. This will be a tender story of a Field Tester for a Condom Company who finds himself losing interest in his job. Males and Females wishing to take part in this epic please sign up below and supply a copy of your film credits.
__________________ Airborne, Ranger, Infantry All the way. Ambushes arranged on request. Inquire within. (If your not INFANTRY you are Support)! Trackpads HPIC Satisfying Women Since 1951. |
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| SUGARBUSH ![]() | Beasty - Since I've been your costume designer for your past movies and doing a lot of 'behind the scenes' work....I thought maybe this time I'd try for a part in front of the camera instead. Are there any good parts for me to audition for?? ![]() |
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| unrepentant grunt ![]() | Of course there are. I will commit right now to do your screen test. It make take a few weeks to complete but I think we can work it out.
__________________ Airborne, Ranger, Infantry All the way. Ambushes arranged on request. Inquire within. (If your not INFANTRY you are Support)! Trackpads HPIC Satisfying Women Since 1951. |
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| Dazed and Confused ![]() | Hey I'm not camera shy, just but ugly! But what the hell, were do you want me? ... Hooch walks in wearing only jeans and a tool belt (sans tools?), and with a fake German accent pretends he has come to fix a half naked ladies leaky faucet (tap to us Brits!).... OH sorry wrong movie!!!
__________________ Dante (aghast): "36! Is that including me?" Veronica (mumbling): "37" Dante (incredulously): "I'm THIRTY SEVEN!" |
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| unrepentant grunt ![]() | No problem Hooch we can use you in a group scene.
__________________ Airborne, Ranger, Infantry All the way. Ambushes arranged on request. Inquire within. (If your not INFANTRY you are Support)! Trackpads HPIC Satisfying Women Since 1951. |
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| Racy Ol' Lady ![]() | Beast, if Paul is in it, can I play opposite him? We can do some more rehearsing - we never did get to finish that film. But it sure was fun rehearsing...
__________________ Life's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death! MOTM, Jan 2005, Aug 2007 Golden Cookie Award, 2005. Aug 2006 Perv of the Month Perv. Outreach Award, 2007 |
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