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09-03-2004, 14:23
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| Non-Commissioned Officer   |  Real Women vs. Ladies I got this from a good friend of mine... Real women -vs- Ladies Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. Real Women - Leftover wine?? Hello!! Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who the hell cares! Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on your ass on the couch, with your feet up anyway. Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to worry about the potatoes growing arms and legs. Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white powdery mess on the bottom of the cake. Real Women - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate the son of a ***** for you. Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish. Real Women - Sara Lee frozen freakin pie directions do not include brushing egg whites, so don't do it. Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy. [/size] Real Women - Go ask the very HOT neighbour guy to do it.
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09-03-2004, 17:01
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| Non-Commissioned Officer   | Re: Real Women vs. Ladies Quote:
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09-03-2004, 22:16
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| Racy Ol' Lady   | Re: Real Women vs. Ladies Quote:
But I don't fit in either category. I've never used a boxed cake mix - I make cakes from scratch or not at all, which is how it is now because Bob's a diabetic. Jai, you think like I do - go for it, girl!
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09-03-2004, 22:19
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| Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!   | Re: Real Women vs. Ladies Ok, with the risk of sounding like a dumb girl (who the hell cares ), that left over wine idea is a great idea! I mean, there's usually a tad bit left over..from the second bottle
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