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Old 08-10-2004, 21:15   #1 (permalink)
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I thought of ya'll in here as soon as I got this! I figured we could all go in on it together and put the money toward a TrackPads cruise!



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Attention: Sir

l wish you good day and Allah blessings, l hope that this business will bring a lot of benefits to us and our children.

This mail might come to you as a surprised considering the fact that we have not met or done anything in common in the past before but l can assure you 100% that this business is very very real and your involvement or your willingness to assist me will only yield much dividends to you and me.

Note, l got your contact from the South African chamber of commerce where l am presently and the person who gave me your contact is a woman of about 54yrs of age and has wide range of acumen in people to deal with when it comes to business , you are a businessman doing business according to the woman, this information will tell you l did ask very well about you before l decided to contact you on this important issue.

Note very carefully, this business is 100% riskfree and will be concluded as soon as you put in much of your time in it, l have in the vault of a leading British bank in london UK the sum of US$65million and l want to assure you that if we agree, all relevant documents regarding this transaction will be forwarded to you and my lawyer in London will contact you when l have informed him you are my partner in this transaction.

Note pertinently, before this funds ($65,000,000) was moved to London by the diplomatic company the pictures of the funds where taken, when it was being counted and where it was parked, l made sure all these are done to enable me be able to convince you of the reality of this business, l have never joked and this is never a joke.

Please l will give you 5% of the total funds for your involvement and l want you to know that you will be involved in any investment l wish to go into as my partner for 5yrs and which we shall re-negotiate.

Please respond as urgent as possible.

NB: l will not be able to communicate with myou as regards to this transaction putting into consideration my job as a banker, so l will expect you to call my laywer Mr. Alfred Hamilton in London on phone number: 44-7040102802, he will be in a better position to assist you on the information required from you and the best way for the immediate conclusion of this business. Please feel very free to talk with him as soon as you indicate intrest.

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Mr. Abdul Ahmad Saleem
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Old 08-10-2004, 21:26   #2 (permalink)
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Woodmonkey, please allow me to be the first to congratulate you on this wonderful business deal! It's obvious that Sayyid Saleem is a most sincere man and has only your best interests at heart! This offer has the ring of truth, sincerety and profit to it, as I'm sure we can all agree.

On the other hand, since there's no risk and Sayyid (that's "Mr." in Arabic) Saleem seems to want to deal with you, just make the contact and see how much he wants - remembering it will be an investment, not a risk! Just don't give him your passport number. We're behind you, peering fearfully over your shoulder, to see what happens. If he wants to kidnap you, we'll get you back.

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I'll have to start reading some of those strange things I get in my email. Maybe a deal like this will come my way...
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Old 08-10-2004, 22:00   #3 (permalink)
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Woodmonkey, please allow me to be the first to congratulate you on this wonderful business deal! It's obvious that Sayyid Saleem is a most sincere man and has only your best interests at heart! This offer has the ring of truth, sincerety and profit to it, as I'm sure we can all agree.
Thank you Marianne. This man just reeks of sincerity. I want everyone in here to have this wonderful opportunity and make money along side me. After all, what are friends for?



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On the other hand, since there's no risk and Sayyid (that's "Mr." in Arabic) Saleem seems to want to deal with you, just make the contact and see how much he wants - remembering it will be an investment, not a risk! Just don't give him your passport number. We're behind you, peering fearfully over your shoulder, to see what happens. If he wants to kidnap you, we'll get you back.
Aw Marianne. You're a mensch!



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Katie, I wish I'd gotten an e-mail like that. Since I didn't, I'll empty my savings, cash in my 401, whatever it takes, and send it to you to invest with this wonderful gentleman. It sounds too good to pass up. Thank you for thinking of your friends here.
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Katie, I wish I'd gotten an e-mail like that. Since I didn't, I'll empty my savings, cash in my 401, whatever it takes, and send it to you to invest with this wonderful gentleman. It sounds too good to pass up. Thank you for thinking of your friends here.
Yes, Katie is all heart. Connie, I think you're right about this, so I'll sell all my antiques and invest along with you two. As Katie says, Sayyid Saleem just reeks. With sincerety!! Yes.

Katie, just what is a "mensch?" Something good, I hope?
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Thanks, Connie. I'm going to cash in stocks and bonds. This is such a wonderful opportunity. He's such a generous man to want to share like this and we have to take advantage of his kind offer.
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