Tim's Driving Tips

Tim Morrow <tomorrow@erols.com> wrote in
news:42471DE6.AF037853@erols.com:
>
>> >> > in my car or truck, I merely drive around you on the shoulder,
>> >> > or an exit ramp, or a turn lane, or on the median, or in an
>> >> > oncoming traffic lane, then merge smoothly back in front of you,
>> >> > then apply my own brakes, slowing almost to a stop (changing
>> >> > lanes as necessary to stay in front of you, of course, if you
>> >> > attempt to go around me) and then accelerate away at a rate that
>> >> > you are unable to match.
>> >> >
>> >> > If I'm on one of my motorcycles, I simply blast by before your
>> >> > pitifully slow reflexes even register the fact that I'm there,
>> >> > and laugh as I watch you dwindle in my rear view mirrors while
>> >> > you ineffectually masturbate your high beam stalk.
>> >>
>> >
>> > It's going to be hard for you to take down the license plate when
>> > it's splattered with mud.

You're an outstanding role model for drivers everywhere. Got any more
useful driving advice to share?

Matt wrote:

> Tim Morrow <tomorrow@erols.com> wrote in
> news:42471DE6.AF037853@erols.com:
>
>>>>>>in my car or truck, I merely drive around you on the shoulder,
>>>>>>or an exit ramp, or a turn lane, or on the median, or in an
>>>>>>oncoming traffic lane, then merge smoothly back in front of you,
>>>>>>then apply my own brakes, slowing almost to a stop (changing
>>>>>>lanes as necessary to stay in front of you, of course, if you
>>>>>>attempt to go around me) and then accelerate away at a rate that
>>>>>>you are unable to match.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>If I'm on one of my motorcycles, I simply blast by before your
>>>>>>pitifully slow reflexes even register the fact that I'm there,
>>>>>>and laugh as I watch you dwindle in my rear view mirrors while
>>>>>>you ineffectually masturbate your high beam stalk.
>>>>>
>>>>It's going to be hard for you to take down the license plate when
>>>>it's splattered with mud.
>
>
> You're an outstanding role model for drivers everywhere. Got any more
> useful driving advice to share?

He's not a driver. Clearly you operate from the mindset of a BDC.
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