New Sponsors Announced!

I copied this off the mod group, and those that dont subscribe, this
is priceless. Thanks to Chris Meares.


Well, Me & The wife got together one day and thought... what if the
universe
was in harmony and drivers had sponsers that were reflections of
themselves.

What did we come up with?

Kevin Harvick- Ritalin
Sterling Marlin- Hooked On Phonics
Jr. - Trojans
Jeff Gordon-NAMBLA
Ward Burton- NRA
Jimmy Spencer- Krispy Kreme
Ryan Newman- Head & Shoulders
Todd Bodine- Crappy Car Insurance Company

What ya got?

>Subject: Re: New Sponsors Announced!
>From: Moses Brown soulphishjenkins@yahoohooitehoo.com
>Date: 3/22/2004 10:18 AM Eastern Standard Time
>Message-id: <105u0to5jv7duc6@corp.supernews.com>
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>Paula DeRoo wrote:
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>> Rusty Unger wrote:
>>
>>>I copied this off the mod group, and those that dont subscribe, this
>>>is priceless. Thanks to Chris Meares.
>>>
>>>
>>>Well, Me & The wife got together one day and thought... what if the
>>>universe
>>>was in harmony and drivers had sponsers that were reflections of
>>>themselves.
>>>
>>>What did we come up with?
>>>
>>>Kevin Harvick- Ritalin
>>>Sterling Marlin- Hooked On Phonics
>>>Jr. - Trojans
>>>Jeff Gordon-NAMBLA
>>>Ward Burton- NRA
>>>Jimmy Spencer- Krispy Kreme
>>>Ryan Newman- Head & Shoulders
>>>Todd Bodine- Crappy Car Insurance Company
>>>
>>>What ya got?
>>
>>
>> Todd Bodine - Rent-A-Wreck
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>Kevin Harvick-Johnson and Johnson Baby Shampoo...."no more tears"
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>Jeff Burton-adspaceinc.com
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>Michael Waltrip-AAA
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>NP:
>
>veritas~*~aequitas
>
>"I'm tired of following my dreams. I am just going to ask where they are
>going and hook up with them later."
>~Mitch Hedberg~
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I think Ward could also use Hooked on Phonics too. Move them lips Ward!!!



Sean MF
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shjenkins@yahoohooitehoo.com> wrote in message
news:105u0to5jv7duc6@corp.supernews.com...
> Paula DeRoo wrote:
>
> > Rusty Unger wrote:
> >
> >>I copied this off the mod group, and those that dont subscribe, this
> >>is priceless. Thanks to Chris Meares.
> >>
> >>
> >>Well, Me & The wife got together one day and thought... what if the
> >>universe
> >>was in harmony and drivers had sponsers that were reflections of
> >>themselves.
> >>
> >>What did we come up with?
> >>
> >>Kevin Harvick- Ritalin
> >>Sterling Marlin- Hooked On Phonics
> >>Jr. - Trojans
> >>Jeff Gordon-NAMBLA
> >>Ward Burton- NRA
> >>Jimmy Spencer- Krispy Kreme
> >>Ryan Newman- Head & Shoulders
> >>Todd Bodine- Crappy Car Insurance Company
> >>
> >>What ya got?
> >
> >
Kurt Busch- Dish Network ( we know the ears would be the selling point)

Dale Earnhardt - Rodgers Silverware ( the silver spoon being the selling
point)

Greg Biffle- Tony Lama Boots ( The ostrich boots will fly off the shelves )

Jamie McMurray Crest Toothpaste ( need anyone say more)


These are kinda cruel and judgmental, but coming from trailer trash I
suppose it`ll be ok this once right?

"Rusty Unger" <rngri4@sccoast.net> wrote in message
news:2q5t505tlc1t1mq61kqgccaeigmvq9d52m@4ax.com...
> I copied this off the mod group, and those that dont subscribe, this
> is priceless. Thanks to Chris Meares.
>
>
> Well, Me & The wife got together one day and thought... what if the
> universe
> was in harmony and drivers had sponsers that were reflections of
> themselves.
>
> What did we come up with?
>
> Kevin Harvick- Ritalin
> Sterling Marlin- Hooked On Phonics
> Jr. - Trojans
> Jeff Gordon-NAMBLA
> Ward Burton- NRA
> Jimmy Spencer- Krispy Kreme
> Ryan Newman- Head & Shoulders
> Todd Bodine- Crappy Car Insurance Company
>
> What ya got?

The Morgan Mclure #4 - Manpower Temporary Services.

Rusty Unger wrote:
> What did we come up with?
> Kevin Harvick- Ritalin
> Sterling Marlin- Hooked On Phonics
> Jr. - Trojans
> Jeff Gordon-NAMBLA
> Ward Burton- NRA
> Jimmy Spencer- Krispy Kreme
> Ryan Newman- Head & Shoulders
> Todd Bodine- Crappy Car Insurance Company
> What ya got?
Nextel - NoDoz

Tony Stewart---Lenscrafters and Joe's Body Shop

Rusty Unger wrote:
> I copied this off the mod group, and those that dont subscribe, this
> is priceless. Thanks to Chris Meares.

Whose posting on the moderated group and not here?
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