 Instructions
To make it stand, you wet it !
To make it wet, you suck it !
To make it stiff, you lick it !
To get it in, You push it!
Damn !!!!!!!
Threading a needle is a *****!
(get your mind out of the gutter!!!!!)
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Your memory is our keepsake, With which we'll never part. God has you in his keeping, We have you in our hearts.
~2004 winner of The Outreach Award
~2005 co-winner of The Bronze Button Award
~March 2006 Perv of the Month
~Sept 2006, Oct 2007 - MOTM
~2007 Oct-Dec MOTQ
~2007 Female Silver Raincoat Recipient
~2007 MOTY |