Shhhh! Bob may be listening!
Beast, I'm trying for a record. A world's record.
Just now, I think I'll see if I can light a fire in this new fireplace!
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Life's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death!
MOTM, Jan 2005, Aug 2007
Golden Cookie Award, 2005.
Aug 2006 Perv of the Month
Perv. Outreach Award, 2007