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Originally Posted by Woodmonkey  That's a good idea. You never know what critters the Congressmen will bring with them.  |
WTF were Democrats doing at a NASCAR event in the first place?
Probably trying to figure out why the crowd is almost all White? Now we know that most Black folks vote Democrat, right?
(I know I'm going to get my Butt in a sling for this, but I'm going to post it anyway, just delete it if it's TOO "politically incorrect" to suit you).
David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no Black NASCAR drivers: I bet his life (and mine) will be miserable after the NAACP sees this!
(I don't know if Dave Letterman really read this, I doubt it.)
Urban Legends Reference Pages: Black Nascar Drivers
# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for "The Ho".
# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...
#1 -They can't wear their helmets sideways.
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Truth in advertising, there have been Black NASCAR drivers
History of African-Americans in NASCAR