"gb7648" <gb7648@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:aubDe.42$9C2.1968@news.uswest.net...
> Finding myself
A great place to start.
>contact the customer support of a company which I did not sign
> a sevice agreement with, violates cunsumer rights. I have another
> preferred newsgroup reader
> which I pay for as part of my internet service provider package. Google
> intrudes on my
> consumer rights and represents illegal and even anticompetitive business
> aptitudes.
>
> Google Groups emposes illegal services on people who did not sign an
> agreement
> with them. Google needs to remove all dependencies of newsgroup users from
> Google's
> customer services, both for moral and business competitive consumer rights
> perspectives.
>
OK, this is code isn't it?
First grab all the misplaced and misspelled words:
contact, cunsumer, aptitudes, emposes
list a-z:
aptitudescontactcunsumeremposes
first and last:
A............s
reverse first two letters of first word after last misplaced/misspelled word
in original text
li
Add language code of original text:
en
insert into first and last:
Aliens
First typo into past tense:
cunsumer = consumed = Ate
First person reference after name of defendant:
My
initials of first two words in second paragraph (Obviously):
GG = Horse
Finalise with statement-complaint type:
Blanket
Thus we have, quite simply:
"Aliens ate my horse blanket"
I'm surprised nobody else got this earlier. Still, it all makes sense now,
eh?
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