 Denominations
A BLONDE woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.
She says to the clerk, "I'd like to buy 50 Christmas stamps?"
The clerk says, "What denomination?"
The woman says, "God, has it come to this? OK, give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists."
__________________ "If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything." -- Mark Twain [Samuel Langhorne Clemens] (1835-1910) MOTM, Jan 2005, Aug 2007 Golden Cookie Award, 2005. Aug 2006 Perv of the Month Perv. Outreach Award, 2007 |